Music characterized by whiny vocals, mundane lyrics, and ignorance. It typically promotes blind patriotism and drunkenness. The singers are generally rich white males who choose to spend the majority of their time touring big cities. The cowboy costumes they put on before concerts serve no viable purpose, save furthering the overall fake, shallow image of country music.
by Just a Person December 14, 2004
Get the country musicmug. A style of music which involves a guitar and drums and has someone who sings to the beat of softer music.
by David April 23, 2004
Get the country musicmug. A great form of music that originated in the rural south. I am one of the few who likes both modern country(Trace Adkins, Big & Rich, Jason Aldean, Gretchen Wilson, etc.) and traditional country (Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, George Jones, The Carter family, etc.). Country is great because it can be about anything such as love, drinking, having fun, driving, history, sports, politics, lifestyle and even the internet(the song "Online", by Brad Paisley).
Country is not just depressed emos whining about their "problems" they pretend to have or a buch of "gangstaz" tellin us how they busted a cap in a cops ass. Country requires actual musical talent.
Country is not just depressed emos whining about their "problems" they pretend to have or a buch of "gangstaz" tellin us how they busted a cap in a cops ass. Country requires actual musical talent.
by 3earnhardtforever3 August 19, 2007
Get the country musicmug. Sane, easy to listen to music that requires intelligible lyrics and an actual melody. Furthermore, the lyrics aren't designed to merely sound cool, but to tell a story. Listening will even demonstrate harmony vocals being done in the background. There are real chords that follow a logical progression, and instruments that require genuine talent to play. Subject matter can be anything, and I do mean anything. You name the real-life situation, and chances are a country song has been written about it.
Let's eliminate stereotypes here. Classic rock and metal is not all "a cacophony of electric guitar and feedback while somebody screeches into the microphone." Rap is not all "cop killers trashing bitches and ho's while their friends spit to rhythm in the background." And country music is not all "twanging and whining about getting drunk and losing my woman, my house, my dog, and my pickup." Fair enough?
I don't know where people get the idea that all country music fans are blind-patriotic, Bush-loving, right-wing Limbots, or rural Southerners with an IQ in the negative numbers. Neither of those describes me. I don't even live in the South. I just prefer listening to a form of music I can understand, that doesn't overwhelm me with percussion.
People quick to make fun of country music often cite the most extreme negative examples as representative of the entire genre. I agree that Kenny Chesney is among the worst out there today. Please don't mistake him for a prime example of country music.
Let's eliminate stereotypes here. Classic rock and metal is not all "a cacophony of electric guitar and feedback while somebody screeches into the microphone." Rap is not all "cop killers trashing bitches and ho's while their friends spit to rhythm in the background." And country music is not all "twanging and whining about getting drunk and losing my woman, my house, my dog, and my pickup." Fair enough?
I don't know where people get the idea that all country music fans are blind-patriotic, Bush-loving, right-wing Limbots, or rural Southerners with an IQ in the negative numbers. Neither of those describes me. I don't even live in the South. I just prefer listening to a form of music I can understand, that doesn't overwhelm me with percussion.
People quick to make fun of country music often cite the most extreme negative examples as representative of the entire genre. I agree that Kenny Chesney is among the worst out there today. Please don't mistake him for a prime example of country music.
Wow, I just heard this incredible country song. It sounded like it had been written about me. It told a story I can relate to, and it had a beautiful melody. I'll have to find out who played that steel guitar solo. Whoever it was, is a genius. This is what country music is all about.
by somebodyelsealtogether October 8, 2007
Get the country musicmug. Redneck music. I can think of only one good country song. Often songs about the south, driving on the highway, marrying a cousin, etc.
"It's all right to be a Rehdneck...It's all right to ride round in a dirty ol truck, catch a bunch of fish and shoot a bunch of duck!!! It's good to be a redneck!"-Alan Jackson in "It's allright to be a redneck"
by AflacJack August 28, 2003
Get the country musicmug. The gayest, most retarded, most inbred, most redneck, most fucked-up right-wing shit in the whole goddamn world. NOT REAL MUSIC! It has annoying, white-trash singers who can't pick up a beat, whiny lyrics, occasional yodeling, and the irritating twang. Real music is rap (old school variant only), heavy metal, dance/techno, and punk rock.
Jimbo: I may be born in Georgia and be a Conservacrat, but I prefer more liberal genres of music or even better sounding conservative genres over country music.
Good liberal genres: rap (old school) & punk rock
Good conservative genres: hard rock & heavy metal
Crappy conservative genre: COUNTRY ALL THE FUCKING WAY!
Let's shoot the radio whenever someone plays it.
Good liberal genres: rap (old school) & punk rock
Good conservative genres: hard rock & heavy metal
Crappy conservative genre: COUNTRY ALL THE FUCKING WAY!
Let's shoot the radio whenever someone plays it.
by Jimbo666 August 3, 2006
Get the country musicmug. by pleblo March 1, 2008
Get the country musicmug.