Colton

A guy who hides his heart. He will open up too you when he trusts you. If you ever break then they will never come back. Coltons are the best boyfriends you could ever have. So don't ever let them go. And if you do let them go that will be one of the biggest mistakes you have ever done. Believe me I would know.

Girl 1: hey look it's Colton!
Girl 2: I can't believe I gave him up for some asshole that cheated on me.

Girl 1:do you still miss him?
Girl 2:i don't ever stop thinking about him he was the best person that had ever came into my life and I just let him slip away.

by i,need,you,back,I'm,sorry. January 29, 2017

colton baker

An extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock.

Coster- "Omg Colton carry us harder"
Colton- "Don't worry this is free cash"
Coster- "Wow Colton is such a Call of Duty Legend"
PickSlays- "Yeah and he has a 12 inch cock"
Nils- "Yeah, colton baker is an extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock."

by Ribzypooh May 16, 2018

agent coulson

A person who has been stabbed by a God and has returned from the Dead in an unclear manner.

Bill: Dude did you hear what happened to Jim? He got stabbed by a God! But its cool he's back now.
Jon: Sound like a real Agent Coulson

by Zubin Sedghi November 5, 2015

christian coulson

The hunky actor most known for playing Tom Riddle in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Has also been in Horashio Hornblower and Little Britain.

Girl: Woah, that Christian Coulson is one mental orgasm!
Guy: Yeah, I'd go gay for him.

by greenhoney92 March 18, 2008

Colton

He may seem kind of intimidating but he's sweet and kind and thoughtful on the inside. He has a strange sense if humor but still makes you laugh everytime. He's a great friend to have.

Colton has a beautiful smile.

by That weird brown girl January 28, 2019

Dirty Colton

When you're givin 'er the beans in the back of your '92 mustang, and you beat her over the head with a skateboard and start slapping her ass cheeks like a pair of shitty bongos like you're in a 3 star cuban resort mariachi band.

"Oh fuck boys, I gave Ryan's mom the Dirty Colton in the back of the 'stang last night. Shit was tubular."

by schnapson April 16, 2020

Colton Leist

Colton Leist is a member of the on-air talent team of the Bubba The Love Sponge radio show based in Tampa Bay, Florida. He is an up and coming host/engineer/producer and is featured on various shows on the Bubba Army Radio internet channel and also on Twitch.tv (TheBubbaArmy). He is also the DJ for the Tampa rap group T Town G’s, performing as DJ Bottom Boy. He plays the role of “the millennial stoner with goals” - a role at which he is a natural. He currently lives with his parents, until his rap career takes off.

Colton Leist is not a cheapskate, he is just very frugal.

by Dean Gallberry March 25, 2019