Coughblocked

When one is ill-stricken to the point where bodily functions are failing and one's sexual life is constantly excused due to uncontrollable coughs, runny noses, sneezes, etc.

*Boy and Girl lean in for a kiss*
*Boy coughs*
*Girl leans back*
Boy: Aww man. I just totally got coughblocked.

*Boy and Girl are having sex*
*Boy sneezes in Girl's face*
Girl: That was a huge turn off. I'm leaving.
Boy: Aww man. I just totally got coughblocked. Again!

by Prautt August 8, 2010

cocklock

A male chastity device, such as the cb-2000.

The groom was doomed to frustration when his wife put him in a cocklock on their honeymoon.

by maestrogrande January 3, 2007

couchlocky

adj. causing an inability to get off the couch

Woo, that was some couchlocky smoke, Carol.

by cheryl-renee March 3, 2005

CouchPork

noun: someone who is on a couch for the purpose of having sex.
verb: to have sexual intercourse on a couch

I'm going to have to have some of that couchpork before I go anywhere.

Have a seat, I am going to couchpork you.

by moonpork December 1, 2010

cocklock

A chastity device for men.

I promised my chick I wouldn't have sex with any other women, and she bought me this cocklock.

by steve freund February 25, 2008

Couchbooking

COUCHBOOKING...verb, sitting on your couch doing facebook all night.

side effects: Numb butt, blurry vision, carpal tunnel, burns on legs from overheated laptop... hot flashes from overheated laptop, a few other side effects could include, laughter, deeper friendships.,...anyone suffering from this too?

I just wanted to check updates and ended up spending the entire night couchbooking...

by Positive Patti September 24, 2009

couchfuck

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show

hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"

by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010