colorblind

when you're unable to see certain colors

example: cotten is colorblind; what a nerd

by proxy !? April 8, 2021

Colorblind

the condition that people think i fake, and yet they give me colors any person who isn't blind will always see.

What color is my shirt?
White.
FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well duh, colorblind people can see black and white, dumbfuck!
Oh, okay. what color is that tree?
I DON'T KNOW! ITS FALL! RED!?!?!?!?!?!?

by lolzernone121 January 1, 2015

Colorblind Date

Similar to going on a blind date, but you know your date's name.

Man: Hey you seem like Matt's type!
Woman: Who's Matt?
Man: A friend of mine. I'll set you two up on a colorblind date.

by #Milesiswinning August 6, 2011

Colorblind Pile

The clearance section at any chain fabric store.

OMG, did you see those curtains? They looked like someone's half-retarded aunt hand-sewed them with fabric from the colorblind pile!

by miss_dys July 20, 2010

Colorblindism

Segregating someone on the basis of colorblindness on what they can see.

Examples of Colorblindism
"Hey Aaron I bet you can't see this color ."

"You are practically blind and can't see straight."
"What color is this?"

by Blackfire13579 November 13, 2018

Comorbiditous Lump

An overweight, has-been, male actor with a drama-queen attitude.

You are a lying like the comorbiditous lump you are.

by 1337noname September 24, 2020

Comorbidititties

When a woman suffers from borderline personality disorder or any other major mental health disorder, but has really nice tits.

Damn, she may be crazy, but she’s got Comorbidititties.

by Heywood Jablowme Sr. February 16, 2023