Coronavirus

A plague that causes an upper respiratory infection caused by some dumbass in China that ate a bat and got sick and infected everyone else

I'm in the ER. Got Coronavirus.

by Gage2003A3 January 29, 2020

Coronavirusing

When you had plans for something but decide to shut everything down last minute, in a last ditch effort to make it so you can stay comfortable in your home so you don't have to communicate with the outside world. While you get to make forts out of your toilet paper.

Player-"Hey guys we down for some Dungeons and Dragons tonight?"
DM-"nah, Coronavirusing tonight"

by Djshockjock March 18, 2020

Coronaverse

The name given to human society in a post Covid-19 world.

In the Coronaverse, every un-muffled cough or sneeze causes anxiety for those nearby that hear it.

by Vergelimbo March 17, 2020

Coronavirus Law

If you suspect you have contracted the coronavirus, you are right—it is like Murphy’s Law applied to the “foreign virus,” especially if you are a diehard Trump loyalist.

A corollary to the Coronavirus Law is: “If you are Covid-19-infected, you will also infect others.”

by Fasters May 6, 2020

Coronavirus

Gods way of telling humans were fucked

I got the coronavirus cuz I don't wear a mask

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020

Coronavirus

Covid spelt backwords is divoc and WHAT DIVOC IS GOING ON

ew Coronavirus

by davey-buzz February 8, 2021

Coronavirus

A complete waste of time and energy that makes me want to kill myself

Ugh I feel kinda like Coronavirus

by Topshag April 8, 2020