Police Department of Coronado

A police Department located in Coronado, a small peninsula off the coast of San Diego, Who have been guided by a greater power to bust teens for the two worst crimes in history, Riding bikes without a helmet and riding on the sidewalk.They have been programmed by this great power to ignore all criminal activities except these two. They have been made to have serious anger problems and all have really small penis. They are the Police Department of Coronado...

Random Teen: Dude, I got busted by the Police Department of Coronado
Another Random teen: What did you do
Random Teen:I rode on the sidewalk. He even ignored a guy who was robbing a store to get to me.
Another Random teen: Shit!!!

by runefar February 8, 2014

Carlos Coronado

The Mexican who lost his car.

Did you hear what happened to Carlos Coronado? I heard he lost his car again. I guess you can call him Car-Loss!

by ThouEggo May 8, 2022

Alex Coronado

The highest rated offensive lineman in Idaho. An American Football player who started his days of tackle football in 2012 as an 8 year old playing up with middle schoolers.

Alex Coronado is a complete beast
Did you see Alex Coronado just throw that guy to the ground?

by jack wisconsin December 17, 2019

Sam Coronado

beyond perfect

anything anyone could ever dream of
gorgeous

so funny
perfect

sam coronado is beyond perfect

by perfectoerfectperfect April 18, 2023

xan coronado

The truest friend one could have

Xan Coronado may he Rest In Peace

by Shadowblade4279 November 20, 2023

coronacooties

An especially dangerous strain of cooties possessed by those infected with the coronavirus.

Please cough into your elbow, not your hand. I don’t want your coronacooties.

by Sunny Cheddar March 5, 2020

Coronamoaner

Coronamoaner(s)

A virus named Covid 19 is causing pain, suffering and distress for millions around the world. A regular pastime to help get through the pandemic is to constantly bitch about the virus. This is what is known has a Coronamoaner.

"No food in the store, no beds in the hospital and thousands of workers laid off!"

"You're such a Coronamoaner."

by Claude_Speed March 19, 2020