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OH CRAP, THE CIA IS AT MY HOUSE. RUN FOR THE HILLS, SAVE YOURSEL----
Dear Urbandictionary users, it is the best intention to ensure the safety of its people. Area 61 is not real, nor has never been. The government is not using urbandictionary as a resource for population control.
With regards, The Central Intelligence Agency.
Dear Urbandictionary users, it is the best intention to ensure the safety of its people. Area 61 is not real, nor has never been. The government is not using urbandictionary as a resource for population control.
With regards, The Central Intelligence Agency.
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Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): The virus was lab-made
Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): Vaccinated people will still get infected and be able to spread the virus
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- we've found a cure for cancer yesterday!
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