copgobbler

A motorist who attempts to ingratiate himself or herself with traffic officers and avoid tickets by applying a bumper sticker that purports to support the police. See also copsucker

See that black sticker with the blue horizontal line? It means that driver is a copgobbler.

by Divinedefiner June 16, 2010

cornubber

Someone who continues to act in a despicable manner. Manipulative person who cannot see their wrongs. Someone you despise that you just wanna see what is coming to them. They think they do no wrong, they're oblivious to their wrong doings & you're wishing for some kind of punishment like a corn of cob inserted anally.

Marcia is such a fucking cornubber, I wish to see the day!! Did you know Paul & Loris were Cornubbers?

by maystarchild June 14, 2015

comobble

To slap or beat someone or something with a fish. Preferably raw.

I am on the edge to comobble ghw heck out of you.

by Dinasour nugget September 26, 2020

cornknobble

slapping somebody with a fish

"Yo that girl just cornknobbled him!"

by bootyfat1969 November 30, 2021

cotwobbled

it is a sex position that is known as the cotwobbled and it is when you throw the skank your having sex with off the top of a bunk bed after you pull out

after i screwed that skank i cotwobbled her and went to throw her off my bunk bed

by mr georgy the handgun September 13, 2023

California Corncobber

Alright folks now what your gonna want to do here is getta nice warm supple corn cob freshly steamed and cooked and shove that motherfucker up your woman's asshole. After u deliver that corncob with a nice coating of shit take that fucker out and supply that fucker with another coat but this time with your jizz. Let this contraption sit for about 20 minutes and serve to anybody of your liking. Originated in California state prisons when meals consisted of corncobs and bran muffins.

My fucking god! Dude you know that one whore we met last night! Well i fucking had her over for dinner and i served her the best California Corncobber ever!

by John Flacek May 24, 2009

corncobbled

to be beaten about the cranium with a fish and or penis

jeez lu-eez i was just corncobbled over my cranium and it sucks real bad and i wanna kill somebody,. thats how bad it sucks

by an ugly ugly kid with ugly ugly needs May 13, 2005