Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.

What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:

corn

Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.

It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.

Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.

Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-

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'You are such a Colonel Cornelius Cornwall'

by bluevanman69 December 18, 2020

Cornelius Drebbel

Inventor of the Submarine.

Sieg Heil, Cornelius Drebbel!

by Stormy May 17, 2004

cornelius mud

Poop

With the stories he is telling, we will be waist deep in cornelius mud soon!

by SC-Girly April 10, 2016

cornelus

is your all round great guy with a healthy attitude and the humility, looks and charisma to match. He is comfortable in any setting, be it fighting beasts of the underworld or competing in under 13 roller derby.

Cornelus' are predisposed to aqua-turding, and should be approached cautiously if found with spread bum cheeks under water, or on rocks near to sizeable bodies of water.

Cornelus' are agile af which is most notably demonstrated on the dance floor of a dive bar.

Keep your Cornelus happy by supplying him with beer and savory snacks such as biltong and cheese.

Look at that Cornelus near the water, best not approach him.

by therealcornelus November 18, 2020

cornelius

A Cornelius is the smartest most loving and kind man you’ll ever meet. Aside from his unique name comes in interesting personality although he’s stubborn he’s a soft person at heart to people he loves most and is very good looking it’s easy to get trapped in their beautiful green eyes. When you meet a Cornelius keep them they’re really important people and never disappoint especially when you’re dating a Cornelius. They show you off to all their friends and kiss you in public and make sweet gestures. A Cornelius loves to give and receive subtle gestures.

My boyfriend Cornelius is really awesome

by Xx.GhostBrooke.xX April 7, 2021

Corneliusbbq

Corneliusbbq is the most studius man i know.

Corneliusbbqs socks is so studius

by Corneliusbbq is studius June 27, 2023

anke cornelissen

anke cornelissen's are usually kind and can become you best friend very easilly , very lovable

anke cornelissen is my bestest friend

by johneeeee November 8, 2018