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You got corn cobs in your ears

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.
You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?
by TV CAR April 10, 2010
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Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.
“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.
by Skilzz March 12, 2023
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corn rage

The extreme feelings of animosity, fury, conniptions, rancor, and malevolence that a Nebraska Cornhusker fan gets whenever the Huskers lose particularly close game or match at the last second. Corn rage is also known to manifest itself at any Husker loss, bad plays, and in penalty calls.
I've been corn raging ever since Nebraska lost to Texas in the Big XII championship game on a last second field goal.

Coach Bo Pelini is well known for his sideline displays of corn rage.
by meathook187 December 6, 2012
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corp corn

Litle food like cookies that is free in many big companies
Sergey was eating corp corn for a dinner
by overwriter November 13, 2011
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creams my corn!

annoys me!
It just creams my corn!

It really annoys me! Bothers me!
by marcia farinas January 13, 2011
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creamy corn twister

1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.

2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.
Dude- I gave that (Chicken-head) a Creamy Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!
by MSgt September 15, 2013
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corn-cob

To be 'corn-cobbed' is to be owned online, and then vehemently deny that you were owned.
Al Giordano: I'm not owned! I'm not owned!

Smart Twitter Person: Corn-cob.
by ttrainlookerup August 3, 2017
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