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cordcutter

One who "cuts the cord" and no longer pays for cable service.
"Cable companies HATE this one simple act that cordcutters do!"
by mllnnl August 10, 2017
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Corch

A particularly inept coach, especially one who manages to evade firing by having talented players on his or her roster. As a coach becomes more and more useless, the "a" slowly morphs into an "r."

Alternately, "Corch" may be used as a verb, as in, to "Corch" a kid up.

Inadvertently coined by U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown on the House floor (in reference to "Corch Irvin Myers" of Florida).
ESPN Analyst #1: How did USC go from pre-season #1 to a middle-of-the Pac football team?
ESPN Analyst #2: Lane Kiffin is one helluva Corch.

Drunk College Student #1: Another top recruiting class for our SEMINOLES!
Drunk College Student #2: Don't worry- I'm sure Jimbo will Corch 'em up.

Fan #1: You think the Chargers are gonna finally take advantage of their talent and reach the big game?
Fan #2: Naw, man. Norv Turner is the Corchiest Corch that ever Corched.
by canesinsight.clownpenis.fart November 13, 2012
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Comic Sans

Take a look at every other definition of Comic Sans on here. Their mere existence just reinforces the truth in the definition written below.

Comic Sans is quite possibly the greatest font ever invented; if only for the simple fact that it has been historically proven to be the single, most effective tool in the arsenal of the Internet troll. Few other things can inspire such universally uniting hatred, especially with almost no effort whatsoever. Regardless of where it is displayed, and no matter how little is written, the use of Comic Sans is virtually guaranteed to ignite the masses into writing paragraphs upon paragraphs of retaliatory pablum. People will literally come running in from other rooms just to type something angry on the keyboard.
"Did you just Comic Sans on this forum? Did you seriously just come in here and . . .?"
A veritable textbook's worth of blind criticism later, at which point you are likely returning home from your future child's high school graduation
". . . and that is why you are a moron. Just get out. Get out and never return."
by cleon24769 July 16, 2016
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Comic Sans

Quite possibly the most over-used font in the history of fonts, characterized by its simple smooth typeface.

Typically used in passive agressive notes left by co-workers to subtly remind you that they hold moral authority over you in an obviously condescending way. Often accompanied with juxtaposed exclamation marks.

Also used by members of society who are out of touch with the rest of society. Used mistakenly as a vain attempt to reach out to the populous by using a trendy font.
Example 1.

(in Comic Sans)
Bitch Co-worker: Judy, may I remind you that the stapler you have is in fact mine!!!

Example 2.

(in Comic Sans)
Man Who Never Leaves Apartment: Attention all residents. Just wanted to let you know that I've taken the liberty of disabling your doorbells as it is too loud and disturbs my fish! Thnx.
by Late Edition July 24, 2010
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Comic-con

The world's largest and most kickass annual 4-day nerd fest in sunny San Diego, California featuring comic books, games, arts, movies, and various pop culture. This is where you'll find the coolest and the hottest actors/actresses as well as the biggest dorks and geeks in the world under one roof. You will occasionally see some hotties in slutty costumes as well.
"Gosh darn, did you check out that fine babe dressed as Leia from Star Wars? Comic-con rocks! I'm coming back again next year!"
by snowbawb August 9, 2005
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Coca-colic

A person addicted to drinking huge amount of Coca-Cola a day.
Hi, my name is Peter and I am a Coca-colic
by slunecnice83 October 23, 2012
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workplace caricature

A term for a workplace colleague who generally behaves in an outwardly extreme manner, one who enjoys playing an exaggerated version of themselves.
Yeah, he becomes easily bored and when that happens, he’s off into his role as a total workplace caricature because everybody laughs and he gets all that attention!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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