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COCOB

Acronym for: "Crack Open a Cold One with the Boys"
Used when someone is cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Lets COCOB tonight.

You wanna COCOB after work today?

I COCOB too hard last night, I don't remember anything.
by COCOBER September 1, 2021
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Glen Coco

An iconic legend. A teen boy who seems to be the most popular character in Mean girls, he received 4 candy canes at Christmas!

He has no lines or face and his mystery leaves us with only an iconic name.
Glen Coco? Four for you, Glen Coco. You go Glen Coco!!!
by Bevreginageorge June 7, 2019
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carcolepsy

a condition affecting buddies on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help
Joe slept the whole way here, I think he suffers from carcolepsy.
by Frank Bama February 9, 2009
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cocoa butter dick

A cocoa butter dick is a dick (normally colored) that is perfectly lubricated with cocoa butter on a regular basis to ensure the penis is not ashy. This is also known as CBD.
Ady: yo Pete, send her a dick pic!
Pete: naw dawg, it's not cocoa butter dick yet
by Dickpics February 21, 2015
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Cocoda

Cocoda: (N) Indian for Manda, similar to Native American but with more feathers, drums, totum poles, etc... Reference: Blood thirsty savages.
"That crazy Cocoda was playing with that gosh darn hatchet again and killed Phillip the pig."
by M. Lane January 27, 2008
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sws coco

to wna get to know someone
it's mtl slang
by p0rplem0nkey December 7, 2020
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The Cocoa Scale

An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.
The Cocoa Scale is:

Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate

fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
by i-ain May 30, 2009
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