capitoolist

An tool of capitalism. These people usually lack in intelligence and are avid consumers.

Randy: Dude..... lets buy this cereal.... if you buy 20 of them you get 10% off a movie ticket!

Michael: Dude.... stop being such a capitoolist.

by Intuitiv3 Infid3l December 10, 2009

coption

An option given by a cop

“He gave me a coption, rat my homies out or go to jail.”

by theauthormarkwilkins September 17, 2017

coitous

Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.

Latin, from past participle of core, to copulate : co-, co- + re, to go, come; see ei- in Indo-European roots.

i·tal adj.

i·tal·ly adv.

Please tell me you are not having coitous!!?

I got this from The Big Bang theory. Lol
Apparently geeks use it instead of saying sex.

by LLu November 19, 2013

the baby momma capitol

Detroit, Michigan.

Deriving from the city being labeled the "Murder Capitol", it is a term describing any city where because of broken homes, your chances of being a step parent is greater than catching AIDS.

It was hard for Stewart to find a soul mate he had alot in common with, because he lived in what America dubbed the "Baby Momma Capitol". As a result, he dates frequently outside of his ethnicity.

by Dwayne May 7, 2004

Copious Tang

"Lots of pussy."

Used to describe when large numbers of incredible sexay females are present.

Where tang becomes "pussy".

Example1:

"Come to the pub Tuesday night, there's copius tang there after 9pm!!"

Example2:

"Copious tang there yesterday, you missed it ..."

by Sebastian and 2BC April 27, 2009

Storming the Capitol

Accidentally Tasering Your Nutsack

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.

by Silent Slim January 8, 2021

cogitophobic

Adjective describing a person who is afraid to or does not like to think.

From Latin "cogito": I think, and Greek "phobos": fear.

That guy's so stupid, it's like he's cogitophobic.

by swooper74 September 10, 2008