Cooterspicket

Its a dirty used tampon.

Girl: Hey <derp> I started my period....

Boy: Ewww.... get away from me with your cooterspicket vagina....

by FlutterNiggah August 23, 2011

Cooterism

To assault or attack ones cooter.

That girl is such a bitch I’m going to commit Cooterism

by PineTree_30 April 17, 2019

Cooterisms

A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.

This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms

by Cooter the Scooter August 4, 2020

Cooterslap

This is what it's called when you give a Tapper to a girl.

Jessy gave Meg a hard cooterslap, and the sound echoed!

by Zabgolla April 26, 2006

Cooterslice

The nice round part at the bottom of a girl's butt.

Damn... NICE COOTERSLICE!

by Cooterslice herself September 20, 2010

coonerus snape

A blicc version of Severus Snape from the Harry Potter franchise. He was a black faggot that fell in love with niggy potter and had seduced her using his BBC( Big blicc cock) he was rejected for Coonz potter the white coon and fell to the blicc side When Niggy died he was a spy to look after Nigger potter and died tot he white coon coonemort in the honour of Niggy.

Nigger Potter:Who are you?
Coonerus Snape :I`m Coonerus Snape, now let me put my BBC spell into you! Avada KEcoonra!

by Pundaivan January 26, 2019

cooteru

a recent model Subaru Outback which was purchased by either:
a. wealthy parents who don't want to spoil their child
with a luxury car, or
b. lesbians
Often cooteru's come equipped with luxurious amenities, including heated leather seats and popout cupholders, however this is never enough to offset the disappointment of owning a subaru outback.

Butch: "Hey guys! Come look at my new car!"
Tanner: "What did you get, a Lexus?"
Butch: "No I got a Subaru Outback!"
Tanner: "What, you got a Cooteru? Do those two lesbians dyking out in the backseat come standard?

by Dan Lamp March 9, 2008