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Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter 

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.
Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.
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CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.
"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."

cooternoot 

(verb) when you fart and it roll up yo pussy
how to execute:
the best way is to sit on a slowly downing landward hill and then fart. It should go up your cooter.
Vickie: “I just heard her cooternoot”
Sally: “What’s a cooternoot?”
Vickie: “when you fart and it roll up yo pussy.”
cooternoot by PickleToes101 June 28, 2022

cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.
Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.
cooterscootch by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010

cooterscooterslayer 

a great mutual who is very entertaining & i love being their mutual its very cool i love him very much they use he/they/it pronouns :)
wow! cooterscooterslayer is so cool i wish i could be its friend
look! its cooterscooterslayer hes so cool!!

i love being cooterscooterslayers mutual they're awesome!
cooterscooterslayer by mmavh July 2, 2021