coot

a hot guy. the male equivelent of biddy.

girl, there were MAD coots at that party last night

by hey girl hey alli b October 16, 2008

coot

coot: when a jewish male kicks a pigion

remember that episode of have i got news for you that you missed? well its was about the everyday coot

by jimmysquiggles August 2, 2009

coot

gandering, cocky, having a mouch about,popping red tongue in and out, waving at other fine coots.

a gandering coot
drunk as a coot
an african badgers coot

by Team Jiz December 11, 2006

coot coot

Slang for cooter, vagina.

I told that bitch to shut up or I'd kick her in the coot coot. Yeah...

by VIRGIL January 28, 2005

The Coot

To crash one's car.

Term originates from 'Crash Bandicoot'.

You crash a car, you become 'The Coot'!

by The Original Coot May 27, 2009

Coot

Something so cute it is beyond cute and goes to a whole other level of cuteness

Kieran: Celene, you are sooo coot!
Celene: Shup!

by kierz2 November 12, 2009

Coot

(slang)- of great shock value.
Prounounced C(ewe)T, the longer the "ewe" the more shock value. COOOOOOOOOT vs COOT
Synonym of DANG! DAMN! HOLY SMOKES! WOW! CRAP! or even SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT...
originating in: Calvert County, MD and spreading like wildfire. Also spelled Koot.

Me to a friend: "I stood in line at the DMV for 6 hours today."

Friend to me:"COOT, that's a long time."

Use of the long "ewe"

Me to friend: "That girl has had 10 STD's in the last year."

Friend: "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, That's disgusting."

by EEFIE January 21, 2009