Coors Light

Cheap beer that isnt the best tasting, but is great to drink with friends just to have fun and get drunk. Popular among young people (especially college).

Don't diss Coors Light just because its not some fancy rich-ass beer. It gets you drunk, and thats all that counts.

by Kamoflage July 27, 2004

coors light

The best selling light beer in the USA. The Silver Bullet ROCKS!

Coors Light, The Silver Bullet!

by D0c April 10, 2006

Coors Whore

A Drunk Skeezer You Bring Home To Quickly Let A Nutt Off.

"Yo i found this drunk coors whore at a party hitting on every guy so i brought her home for sex and then left her naked on her parents doorstep

by Mama Ness January 5, 2008

Coors Light

Coledest tasting beer in the universe, official sponser of superbowl 39 and the NFL...Haters can eat a fat one, all you micro brew faggots smoke swag.

micro brewery's are for trendy metro sexuals.

by Seth December 2, 2004

coors light

A yellow, fizzy type of bottled water, sometimes passed off as beer to mindless peasants who think it will get them women.

Idiot 1: Hey man this is the coldest tasting beer in the universe!

Idiot 2: Yeah man, it totally rocks!

Me: Umm, last I heard, the only tastes were salt, bitter, sweet, sour. Cold isnt a taste, it's a sensation, morons.

by The Brewmeister May 4, 2005

Coors

An American beer only drunk in the UK by nonces.

Look at that old man alone in the pub with a pint of Coors. He deffo touches kids.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead April 3, 2023

coors light

A highly overrated beer that was born in the great state of Colorado. If you were to drink real beer (St Bernardus Abt 12, Rochefort, Peche Mortel, Yeti, Old Ruffian, Arrogant Bastard, Hop Henge, Dreadnaught IPA...etc) and then take a piss into glass (1/4 full) then fill the rest up with carbonated water -you would have a beer that tastes like Coors Light (albeit a bit better).

Johnny drinks Coors Light because he can't handle beer that tastes like...well...beer!

by The MrEcted One April 27, 2006