commontater

A radio/TV-personality who discusses significant issues regarding the farming of ordinary spuds.

My doctor told me to cut back on starchy foods, so I no longer listen to da daily morning-commontater on da radio, which would only make me hungrier for da delightful-tasting mealy-textured tubers.

by QuacksO June 27, 2019

Congtatery

The act of "flipping someone off"

Dont give me that congtatery! Put your middle finger down and go about your business

by The Feelgoods March 17, 2020

poontater

Someone who frequently mishears what others say, thereby making themselves seem stupid.
Arose from an individual mishearing "Tomb Raider."

I said cheese stick, not cheese dick you poontater!

by Lindsey Hatcher May 27, 2008

Contacter

somone who gets sexual pleasure out of "accidentaly" touching somone

Ex- Touching somones foot who sits by you with your foot.

Swimming by somone and rubbing their leg with your hand whilst you swim.

Bumping into somone in a crowded hall way.

Mary keeps bumping into me before class. The halls aren't even that crowded, I think she is a contacter.

by Nickzashamin January 22, 2009

cuntaterian

One who likes to eat cunts, provide oral stimulation to females.

Yo, that Shawn is famous for eating girls out, he must be a cuntaterian.

by tunguska1 December 30, 2010

cooneater

one who sucks penis with poo on it

wow look at that cooneater's brown lipstick

by Chared November 1, 2003

Contaterbob

The state of eating tater tots while watching spongebob in a good mood.

Wow, I could really go for some contaterbob right now.

by ScootetCat August 6, 2016