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cooned

Meaning to steal. Originates from african-americans being called "coons" rather than "niggers" or other more offensive slang. Many people considered african-americans to be thieves, hence the term.
Someone cooned my wallet!

My house got cooned last night.
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coon

a word to describe a black person who does stuff for white validation
“girl have u heard about what that boy said about black people?”
“yup, he’s a coon.”
by ssamia April 17, 2021
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Coon It

To leg it from a scene. To sprint.
Oh shit...cops...Coon It!
by OlyJo December 30, 2008
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coon

Derogatory term for black people. Similar to "nigger." Originally a shortened form of the word "raccoon," used in reference to the animal. The black eye masks and noctural habits of the animal paralleled the characteristics of typical robbers and thiefs. The stereotype was then applied to black people.
FORREST: Hi, Earl! What’s goin’ on?
EARL: Coons are tryin’ to get into school.
FORREST: Coons!? Well, raccoons try to get on our back porch, Momma just chase ’em off with a broom.
EARL: Not raccoons, you idiot, niggers. And, they want to go to school with us.
FORREST: (with much surprise) With us? They do?
by c90lap January 5, 2006
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Coon

offensive —used as an insulting and contemptuous term for a Black person
ur such a coon
by slaveowner123 May 15, 2021
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Cooning/Coon

When a person gets so high/ drunk that they drift to another dimension. Most cases of "cooning" involve one person in the alternate dimension and a group of others trying to control said person. On rare occasions the "coon" needs medical attention, but more times than not, this is not the case.
"Last night I was at Landin's house smoking and Justin started Cooning/Coon all over the place. We tried to calm him down, but his mom came and got him anyway.".

"The more and more we smoked, we slowly started to see him start to Cooning/Coon, it was a disaster."
by I'm Cooning right now! October 15, 2011
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Cooned

When you cum in a girl's eye and her makeup runs all over her face and eyes (like the dark hair of a raccoon).
My girlfriend was going to clean the makeup off her face with water; I Cooned her instead
by amopcoon May 31, 2018
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