Cooning

To entertain in a loud manner if from the black community.

Dude is cooning and hollering just to get noticed!

Cooning by Rinser-UK September 21, 2023

Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”

Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.

Cooning by Dr. Doomass February 1, 2024

Cooning it up 

To act like a stereotypical African American while in public. To perpetuate a racial stereotype. To drive cars, wear clothes, eat foods, and act like a stereotypical minority.

Pacman Jones was really cooning it up for his first three years in the NFL.

Cooning it up by Philthy McNasty 85 October 22, 2008

cooning it 

driving like a black man!

"wig he was cooning it just then!"

cooning it by john December 1, 2006

cooning around 

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

cooning around by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

cooning out 

1:a general term used for when a white person starts acting black or very stupid.

2:when a person of any race starts to smell like B.O and eats goat meat or roadkill

what ya cooning out for man?

ewww shit, you smell like B.O, your really cooning out here

cooning out by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008

Cooning/Coon 

When a person gets so high/ drunk that they drift to another dimension. Most cases of "cooning" involve one person in the alternate dimension and a group of others trying to control said person. On rare occasions the "coon" needs medical attention, but more times than not, this is not the case.

"Last night I was at Landin's house smoking and Justin started Cooning/Coon all over the place. We tried to calm him down, but his mom came and got him anyway.".

"The more and more we smoked, we slowly started to see him start to Cooning/Coon, it was a disaster."

Cooning/Coon by I'm Cooning right now! October 15, 2011