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Cookeville

Home to an unfathomably large quantity of butthurt northerners, panhandlers, and reckless drivers alike. Should you find yourself passing through Cookeville, remember to take slow breaths, keep your windows up at all times, and for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT LOOK THEM IN THE EYES. If you follow these simple steps, you can avoid an unwanted run-in with a Cookevillain.
The road trip went well, save for the fact that we ended up with a flat tire in Cookeville of all places. Needless to say, we popped the spare tire on and skidaddled as fast as we could!
Cookeville by VroomVroomSkrrrt July 11, 2023
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Coolieville 

Coolieville is where all dem coolie people de and filled with Guyanese & Trini's

Richmond Hill New York Is Coolieville
Man 1 : I hear so much Chutney Music

Man 2 : Yeah Yuh De Innah Coolieville Da Is We Music
Coolieville by unrulybwoy November 7, 2019

Colville 

A small Podunk town in Washington with alot of drug addicts and dead ends.
We are headed to Colville .
Colville by Dr vain May 29, 2018

Coalville 

A small town in England full of amazing people and happy families ,no inbreds,nice schools and parents with jobs who work hard for their money ,beautiful women
I live in Coalville it’s so nice there
Coalville by The real tea 3018 April 9, 2019
Wow, that watch is so coolville!
coolville by Seanthebeloved January 22, 2011

Coolsville Sucks 

Verb. To have one's words be used out of context for devious or unjust purposes. Often a practice of biased media sources, pundits, podcast hosts, etc.

Originated from the Cultural Masterpiece of Film titled "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"
Fred Jones: "No! Hey, you're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context! You're trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks! No! Don't record that!"

Heather Jasper Howe (Later that Evening in a News Broadcast): All Fred Jones had to say was:

"I think Coolsville sucks!"

coolkiller 

Coolkiller is hot
coolkiller by coolkillersimp February 14, 2021