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convict-19

someone who knows coroana is a collective name for influenza,s common flew

caused by pathogens of plant and/or animal germs, and a refreshing kind of Mexican beer.
and is wrongfully convicted through the fear of self proclaimed hierarchical germo-fobes to go bankrupt , attract a real dis-ease , has to hide his/her face , is imprisoned in his/her own home , not allowed to visit a dying relative , watch dis information all day long , refuses to where masks and keep distance , stands up against corruption on government level , does not recognize him/herself as infectious or the cause of people dying in shock and awe , goes against the fear tactic narrative , but is of sound mind and health and hold no fear and understands memes/humor.
hey brother convict-19! doing time at home?
still got enough cold corona.s in the fridge?
that stuff is on sale everywhere!
where watching this rigged game at home looks like where headed in to overtime.
all convict-19 ,s are being played by the ref.
by R-Evolution-SoulJah November 12, 2020
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Convict Clean

When one washes themselves so vigorously as if they do not know when they will get a permission to bathe again.
Damn boy... You smell soooo good. You convict clean.

Stop scrubbing so hard. U tryna get that shit convict clean?
by Wilbrina624 January 14, 2022
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Convict allies

The best FtC ending.
by just_a_togekiss November 29, 2022
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convict tan

Extensive tattoos some convicts have adopted.
"He's still got his convict tan." from the 2013 film "A Single Shot".
by MPBT Havoc December 28, 2023
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convict syndrome

when someone can't stop arresting people and sending them to prison
think kleptomania but with arresting people
javert has a very severe case of convict syndrome (one of the admins of this account is currently reading les mis)
by we make useful shit up November 23, 2023
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CONVICT WITCH

Law enforcement that have sixth sense on who is to become a convict.
Look Out..... The Convict witch has our number,,,, We are busted!!!!!
by eve1 June 23, 2024
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Jut Unions Convict

Same crazy guy, an anagram of Conjunction Vitus who also has a profile on JTV.
Have you seen Conjunction Vitus today?
No, but he was on as Jut Unions Convict.
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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