Person 1 "Hey man, wanna go hit the gym?"
Person 2 "Is it within walking distance?"
Person 1 "Nah man we gotta get the bus..."
Person 2 "I'll pass thanks bro"
Person 1 "Damn it, you're such an opportunistic conveniencer"
Person 2 "Is it within walking distance?"
Person 1 "Nah man we gotta get the bus..."
Person 2 "I'll pass thanks bro"
Person 1 "Damn it, you're such an opportunistic conveniencer"
by Thewreycouncil October 22, 2019
Get the Opportunistic conveniencer mug.A part of a movie that is so overly unbelievable ,that it can only be brought upon by utter laziness of the writers/directors.
"Oh no, the main character just died 20 minutes in !?"
"Yea, good thing he had a twin brother that will now take over his role and nothing will change."
"....how cinegraphically convenient...."
"(sigh)"
-cinegraphical convenience
"Yea, good thing he had a twin brother that will now take over his role and nothing will change."
"....how cinegraphically convenient...."
"(sigh)"
-cinegraphical convenience
by Bravo.0 May 11, 2011
Get the Cinegraphical Convenience mug.the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.
The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."
by mind the gap October 14, 2011
Get the Ticketmaster Convenience Charge mug.A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH
by BrookieJay February 9, 2014
Get the convenience father mug.A woman that is taken to events, paraded around as a girlfriend, and screwed when the male needs it. She is convenient until something better comes along and the male is not committed. She is similar to a escort.
*John- Hey, is that your new woman? She's do-able!
Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.
Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!
Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.
Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!
by Dakotah Sky February 8, 2015
Get the lady of convenience mug.A person who is only around when it is easy and convenient for them. They are the people who, if not placed around us, (ex. dorm rooms), all the time, they wouldn't really be friends. They are usually used to do things for you, if you need a ride to and from school, etc. They are basically friends who need you around when they need a favor, or when they are just so bored out of their minds that they would rather hang out with you than sit around all day, but they'd never put you first.
Alice lives down the street.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.
Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.
* You don't hear from Alice again.
Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.
Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.
Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.
Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.
* You don't hear from Alice again.
Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.
Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.
Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.
by Elizabeth Jordane August 8, 2006
Get the convenience friend mug.Staying in a relationship because it's convenient but they're not happy, and they're both to lazy to change anything.
by corpusvitreum April 27, 2021
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