Contra-dickhead

Someone who stupidly contradicts themselves, usually in a complete state of idiotic behaviour.

When I fell asleep on the couch, my wife said "Wake up! Time to go to sleep." I called her a contra-dickhead. I then had to sleep on the couch anyway.

by scottyD21 September 9, 2011

open contract

Permission to speak your mind honestly

with the expectation offensive ideas will be tolerated.

Eg. "I wanted to talk in private but she told me to say what you have to say right here, right now!" So to me, that was an open contract, so I told her I was not her baby daddy!

by Lexichief May 7, 2018

contraceptive posterchild

A person that exists solely to remind us of the importance of birth control. Lacking essential components i.e. spine and balls.

Wilson is a gutless sack of shit. Fuckin' contraceptive posterchild.

by Holloway11b June 29, 2010

contract weasel

A contract weasel is a person in a large sales organization that just sits around the office. He/she will appear busy when the boss is around. But in all actuality they are doing personal business on the company time. The only reason they are sitting there is to catch a call in or a person to walk in to the office. This type of individual is very very common in Military Recruiting offices. Although they are less common in the civilian world. Because their types of actions would get them fired. This person also has close association to the boot weasel. They think they know everything there is to know about sales but they really don't know shit.

Hey Jim who do you have going to MEPS this week? I am sending down Tim...What? you mean that dude I met last week down at the store. Yeah he came in ready to join. What the fuck? You are nothing but a damn contract weasel. Thanks for nothing you jackass now I have to go to Mount Olympus because I am going to roll a zero this month.

by pantyteamaster August 26, 2010

Contractaholic

Someone who extremely enjoys/likes a lot/ gets off on signing contracts

Generally gets into long term commitments because of the joy that comes from the moment of signature as opposed to proper long term planning.

Negative consequences of the contractaholic are working at jobs that require skills not possessed, or renting apartments to expensive to own, both resulting in premature expulsion and forcing the signing of a new contract
marriage

1. Deena left the dorm for an apartment just cause she loves signing papers, that woman is a contractaholic

2. Now she's getting married, moving into a new home and getting a new phone deal for the 3rd time this month. Talk about contractaholic

by pandaninja May 12, 2011

Contra

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

by PiE! March 18, 2003

contradictator

noun. an ominpotent ruler or authority figure who denies what he/she believes either through actions or words.

We are forced to suffer under the rule of a contradictator.

by Tim Kendel October 20, 2006