confusion deathmonkey

1. a delusional and fictitious creature that enjoys playing with explosives and wandering around aimlessly in a hallucinogenic state.

2. a popular podcast recorded and produced in Kansas City, MO, by three guys who have a lot of free time and a lot to scream at each other about.

I used to listen to the morning radio show on the way to work, but now I listen to Confusion DeathMonkey radio.

by wbcjshi February 3, 2010

Confusion Boner

1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.

2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.

3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.

Is this sexy? Because it's giving me a total confusion boner right now...

by thatthingoverthere June 5, 2011

mass confusion

Father's Day in the ghetto.

LBJ's "War on Poverty" was a $5,000,000,000,000.00 boondoggle that destroys black families to this very day.

Maury: "In our seemingly endless series on mass confusion, Boomsheeka 'Miss Thang' Chickenheader is about to find out the results of her 87th paternity test."

Boomsheeka: "This is gonna be the one Maury; I am sure this time. D'tronne is definitely the father."

Maury: (thinking to himself that he needs to get a REAL job) "D'tronne... is NOT the father!"

Boomsheeka: "Aiiiyeeeee!" (runs backsatge and slides down wall)

by One Stark Reality May 17, 2008

Jump to conclusions mat

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.

see office space

by vincenzo December 3, 2003

cooch contusion

discoloration of the vagina after being smanged (the combination of being smashed and banged) usually resulting with a purple color, like a bruise.

Guy: "Whoa girl what happened to your cooch??"
Girl: "Ehhhh I got smanged pretty good..."
Guy: "Daaaaaang girl it looks like you got yourself a cooch contusion"

by raikoue March 30, 2011

confusion

this really weird feeling you get in your gut when you know somethings not right. or, not being in control and knowing what acctually is happening
no one likes to be confused/=

jen- idk this is like complete confusion, i mean like when he kissed me last night, uknow?

sam-yeah i get you

jen- i thought he didnt like me

sam-yeah

jen-/=

by uppnOrthh January 24, 2010

anal contusion

When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue

Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion

by Fizzmain February 10, 2018