Concrapulations

When you sarcastically congratulate someone when they achieve something you don't really give a shit about.

Derrick: I beat your sister at connect 4!
Ronald: Concrapulations!

or

Julia: I finally finished knitting my hat yesterday!
Lisa: Concrapulations.

by MarshmellowMartian February 10, 2012

confapulate

Canfapulate comes from the word confabulate, which means to engage in a conversation. But confapulate differs from confabulate such that you fap with the person you are having a conversation with.

Joshua and Ralph decided to confapulate and see who could cum first while no one was looking.

by Braided Asshair March 1, 2017

concrapulations

Offering congratulations on a crap well-done.

Mike, upon exiting the bathroom: "Oh man, that was a good one."
Joe: "Concrapulations."

by Nugget77 August 29, 2008

concragulate

To calculate, to process an idea.

I have to concragulate my taxes.

by BigBoiKGB May 13, 2005

constrapulate

To absorb from, as in withdrawing currency or absorbing information from something.

"I needs ta constrpulate some cheddar from my bank."

(as by a military intelligence officer) "Quickly constrapulate information from the enemy and exfil immediately"

(as by a college professor) "Consrapulate the information from this article and post your opinion tonight's discussion board."

by IronSylent February 3, 2017

Contabulated

Uberly tired. Exhausted. Completely lacking energy. Sleepy

I was pretty contabulated after that long days' hard work.

by Toodles the Turtle July 17, 2011

concragulate

ghetto, crap spelling for "congratulate."

yo man, ah jus' wanna concragulate you on yo GED!

by Back MaryLand August 26, 2005