contradicktory

Where you are told dat a dude either will be polite to you or is not interested in "proceeding to fourth base", but his actual obnoxious behavior and/or da huge bulge in da front of his shorts clearly shows otherwise!

Slick Willie sure made a lotta contradicktory statements during his sexual-misconduct hearings and impeachment-trial testimony!

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

contradicktarian

Someone who insists on contradicting others, in a dickish way, regardless of whether they are right or wrong.

"He regretted saying anything right away, as he knew he was talking to a total contradicktarian"

by Madasmyth April 24, 2020

Contrafacsinum Dysphoria

Def: The observable behavioral state one is in while experiencing "Big-Dick Energy" while in a little-dicked body.

Synonyms: m. Little Man Syndrome, f. Penis Envy

Etymology: Contra-: "Counter" / -Facsinum: (See Fascinus)- "Divine Phallus" or "God Dick"; root of the word fascinate and often depicted as a flying penis with fists for balls, represents an enchantment that bemuses by victory over the envy of others, or invidia ("looking upon", See Evil Eye) / Dys-: "Hard" / -Phoria: "to bear".

"Look at the size of this guy's truck. Do you think he's compensating for something?"

"Yeah, he must have Contrafacsinum Dysphoria."

by Pendularia September 26, 2021

Contrapade

A situation where there is no escape or way of getting out of the situation

When the police arrived, the bank robbers realized their heist had now become a contrapade

by Spark Dreamers October 18, 2021

Contravick

A person that values nation over anything
Relates to Facism and Communism
Originates from "Kontrabik" a filipino word

A contravick person works for they're nation to help it grow

by Contravickdude June 13, 2022

contradicktion of terms

Text and/or speech produced by someone who claims to be a "really good and decent guy", but whose words clearly convey da opposite message.

Most of da stuff dat Tronald Dump ever says is a total contradicktion of terms!

by QuacksO February 3, 2023

contradickass

- Kiblun

Kiblun contradickasses herself constantly

by Wind_Lord_Vaasari April 10, 2023