jeff & consuela

These two together are the most beautiful people ever seen, you can see the passion , the freak, and the fire in there eyes. The sexual tention is unreal. Jeff brings out the everything that consuela thinks about.. bottom line these 2 will be the same 2 in 50 yrs

Dam wish we were like jeff & consuela. They're so hot !!!

by Jonny Cruz April 18, 2018

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Condescending Consuela

Consuela is a pejorative term for a

Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.

“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.

by Reginald P February 4, 2022

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princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag

The iconic FRIENDS TV show not only showed us the importance of having close friends... but if you were ever thinking of chaning your name with your S.O, Princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is the name for you :)

1. "I love you, princess Consuela bananahamock"
" And I love crap...."

as you can see, princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is used in everyday sweet talk.

by holopuff April 29, 2019

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Slobovian consulate

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.

Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

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Italian consulate

A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.

I have too much time today, I guess I'll go to the Italian consulate on Park Avenue.

by groovymanu May 14, 2015

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