Constitutional Law

A class in law school that is likely to induce fear, vomiting, and potentially a shitting of the pants the night before the final.

He totally freaked before the Constitutional Law final and puked all over the place.

by Alan Shore December 20, 2008

Constitutional memeing

Finding memes, and forwarding them to friends while on the toilet.

After that Taco Bell bender, I did some serious constitutional memeing.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama January 17, 2018

morning constitutional

While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.

Samuel took a newspaper in to read during his morning constitutional.

by Sam Goodspeed August 30, 2006

Daily Constitutional

Taking a crap; unloading; a person's "daily"

John always made sure he was alone before indulging in his daily constitutional. It was either this or risk embarrassment.

by smashingblonde January 1, 2011

Exercising My Constitutional Rights

Smoking pot in Colorado

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

by aman73 December 18, 2012

ultra-constitutional

Ultra constitutional guarantees is an eftekasa from Dr. Mohamed Elbrade3i. Elbrade3i knows for fact that he has no chance of becoming president of Egypt after Jan 25th revolution, so he's trying to make as many eftekasats as he can so he can become something. All his eftekasats are against the majority. Many people see Elbrada3i as idol, so they believe every word he says.. Idiots Huh?..

But 3and omo ya Adham

We need ultra-constitutional guarantees, to guarantee freedom and democracy

by Wa7ed Maf2o3 November 13, 2011

Greenwich Constitutional

Pretending to leave for work in the morning, only to return home after your partner has left for their job, in order to have an extramarital affair.

I was pulling a Greenwich Constitutional when I heard the front door open. It was only the maid arriving late that day. I was terrified it was my wife about to walk in on me and the pool boy.

Tiffany and I had a nice Greenwich Constitutional situation going until her husband got indicted for insider trading and was sentenced to house arrest.

by t pot February 6, 2019