Similar to a dirty sanchez minus the feces. A "Dirty Consuela" is when you assist a female partner to orgasm and proceed to wipe a cum mustache upon her face upon completion.
by Lewiscypher13 November 12, 2012
Get the Dirty Consuela mug.A "Consulation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...
You will get the "Consulation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.
In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
You will get the "Consulation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.
In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."
You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consulation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consulation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
by MsRat3 December 1, 2013
Get the Consulation Guest mug.A statement or declaration of victory or awesomeness. Used amongst friends to recognize comradery and the awesomeness of the present situation.
Arun : Alas, these doughnuts are fantastic. ELO CONSUELO!!!!!!!
Mon : ELO CONSUELO!!!!!!!!!
HarPer : ELO CONSUELO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuk : ELO CONSUELOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mon : ELO CONSUELO!!!!!!!!!
HarPer : ELO CONSUELO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuk : ELO CONSUELOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The tiny man August 2, 2016
Get the Elo consuelo mug.the biggest simp ever like it’s really bad how big of a simp she has turned into for this dude kinda worried for her
consuelo started a trial so she can watch basketball even tho she knows nothing about basketball and probably doesn’t like it just so she can learn about it because it’s his favorite sport. her breed: simp
by consueloisaprettybigsimp August 3, 2020
Get the consuelo mug.(noun): Refers to fine sexy lady that is so hot you can tan off of her & has a vivacious/ravishing personality being a perfect 10 out of 10 on a scale of 1 being cold as ice and 10 being hot like fire. Very primped and always kept up on appearances. A consuela is great in bed and not afraid to show off her body or try new crazy things. Usually of Spanish decent, but not always. An opposite of a consuela would be a woady.
"Damn, look at that consuela that just walked in the club - she so fine!"
"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
by Sylvester Henandez May 11, 2010
Get the Consuela mug.These two together are the most beautiful people ever seen, you can see the passion , the freak, and the fire in there eyes. The sexual tention is unreal. Jeff brings out the everything that consuela thinks about.. bottom line these 2 will be the same 2 in 50 yrs
by Jonny Cruz April 18, 2018
Get the jeff & consuela mug.Consuela is a pejorative term for a
Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.
Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.
“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.
by Reginald P February 4, 2022
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