Conspiracy Theory

The new SPOILER ALERT. After the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic where the majority of the theories deemed to be conspiracy actually happened or were proven to be true, the word got its new meaning since those theories being called "conspiracy theory" will probably happen a couple of months later.

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): We will have vaccine passports

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): The virus was lab-made

Conspiracy theory (SPOILER ALERT): Vaccinated people will still get infected and be able to spread the virus

by J B10 January 10, 2022

conspiracy

an association of more than one person working together towards a shared goal (usually implies but doesn't require secrecy)

- we've found a cure for cancer yesterday!
- Great! that's the 3rd one this week, go patent it and put in the archives along with the others so our profits from making people survive longer with the condition are safe.
-- a guy from the pharmaceutical industry conspiracy to another.

by anataka January 3, 2008

Plaque Conspiracy

Humorous justification for one's lack of teeth or dental health.

Teeth are for gay people, that's why they're collected by fairies. Don't believe me? That's the plaque conspiracy.

by SlowAsBalls2 April 2, 2010

Conspiracy Realist

A person who understands that the "Conspiracy Theory" is no longer a theory and now has an abundance of truth and/or facts which point to the real reality

"That Conspiracy Realist is open minded and willing to pull back the curtain to see what is really going on."

"Take the Red Pill and become a Conspiracy Realist."

"Eventually the truth is brought to light, and history tells the real story, vindicating the Conspiracy Theorists."

by Conspiracy Realist July 12, 2020

vast right wing conspiracy

Vast right wing conspiracy is a term first used by Hillary Clinton to describe the opposition movement, and their bullshit, during her husband Bill Clinton's presidency. This was a REAL problem. David Brock provides a look inside and confesses to being a part of it in his book "Blinded by the Right."

There were many people opposed to Clinton's progressive ideas and the right-wing segment of the population was trying hard to disrupt his agenda. (see White Water, travelgate, Monica Lewinsky, American Spectator) Luckily for Clinton, and America as a whole, he was able to accomplish many good things, like balancing the budget for the first time in 30 years!

Many people think that the conspiracy was just about the Clintons, but other democrats have faced it too.
Some examples: John Kerry 2004 swift boat veterans for truth, the Obama birther bullshit, the death panels bullshit and all this Obama is socialist bullshit!

The vast right wing conspiracy is alive and well during the Obama Administration. The G.O.P. is still spreading bullshit lies about where Obama was born, spreading lies to scare people away from Health Care reform, and trying to kill anything they consider "progressive."

by Charles_U_Farley January 24, 2011

conspiracy

Every major event since the beginning of time.

Everything thats ever happend was a conspiracy, covered up by the government.

by SluseFA July 13, 2007

conspiracy

1. A secret plan to overthrow a certain group or to do something else illegal or wrong.

2. A different idea/theory of why something (usually bad) happened, rather than the one which people are told.

1. A group of young men decided to conspire against their government.

2. 9/11 has many conspiracy theories surrounding it.

by theforgottenspark January 12, 2007