Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.

Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!

by Cazador301 May 22, 2015

Consumation

The act of getting laid.

You: So, what does "consumation" mean?
Me: THE ACT OF GETTING LAID.
You: I'm going to look this up on Urban Dictionary!
Me: IT'S ALREADY THERE!

by Yes, I DID just do that... July 4, 2009

consuction

when your penis or area around it is bruised from heavy amounts of sucking.

After seeing the doctor, he diagnosed me with consuction. I'll never forget that night, it was so freaky.

by owner med February 3, 2022

Contraction of the mind

When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.

Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...

by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023

Constipation Contraction

A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.

Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?

by okaythen873 July 31, 2009

Second Great Contraction

The worldwide financial crisis of the late 2000s that started with widespread the American subprime mortgage defaults and led to the collapse of many overleveraged Wall Street firms such as Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers. The resultant recession has been deep and both monetary and fiscal policy have taken unprecedented steps in order to curtail its negative impact in efforts to prevent the credit markets from freezing and to stimulate spending.

Everyone keeps comparing the Second Great Contraction to the Great Depression, but only time will tell how similar they truly are.

by berryfrusion June 14, 2009

consumation

Common misspelling of "consummation", and occasionally of "consumption".

A marriage can be annulled on grounds of lack of consumation.

by Jerzy from Wikipedia December 31, 2008