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Compersionate

The practice of feeling of joy or happiness in seeing your partner share other romantic relationships. Adjective of "Compersion."
"I wish my metamour could be a little more compersionate."

"My partner was very compersionate about my date with my other partner tonight!"
by StarrNoir September 7, 2018
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jailhouse conversion

A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration. Usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. Oddly, given the separation of church and state that we're supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. Everyone from your local meth dealer to Manuel Noriega, Dictator of Panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly "oldest ones in the book".
typical jailhouse conversion:

Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail.

Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....
by Madmann October 10, 2005
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Coppertone

Nickname given to some one of pale complexion.

Nickname given to someone who has difficulty tanning, who may only turn red or suffer sunburn after extended time in the sun.

Similar to calling a very large person tiny.

Abbreviated - Copper
Don't let coppertone out in the sun, we don't want him to burn like last weekend.
by GFY4273 November 29, 2011
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Split conversion

Rarely achieved; when you get that threesome and still get to hit your side chick after.
“Bro, hit that split conversion last night. Becky and Stephaine were the main course and went to Jessica’s after for dessert.”
by Tatted truffle pig September 16, 2023
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compersion

Taking pleasure or joy in the action of your partner engaging in a similar romantic or sexual relationship with another person.
See also polyamory
The opposite of jealousy is compersion.
by sparklejess December 31, 2004
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conversion party

Sex party where HIV negative men go to have sex with multiple positive partners in hopes of getting infected.
I tried to stop Joe from going to that conversion party, but he is stupid and thinks getting infected is hot.
by dannyboy001 October 31, 2011
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Internet hotness conversion factor

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".
I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.
by JessLewis March 17, 2009
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