Connoisseur 

An expert in an area of the fine or domestic arts, or somebody with discriminating taste in such a specialty.

In many ways just someone who knows a lot about arts, cooking, etc.

She's a cooking connoiseur.
He's an arts connoisseur.

Connoisseur by Jafje April 10, 2007

Wine Connoisseur 

Fat old men typically from California who contribute nothing to society. They use an extensive made-up vocabulary (similar to auctioneers) to make it sound like what they are saying is actually important.

Paris Hilton has been a pseudo-actress, pseudo-singer, and pseudo-model.

But if she really put her mind to it, she could become a full-fledged Wine Connoisseur no problem.

Wine Connoisseur by Avatar of Carlin March 8, 2009

Flannie Connoisseur 

Euphemism for an Australian bogan, most of which wear flannies, drink jim beam and watch the V8's.

Ruski may be a flannie connoisseur, but I still think he's cute.

Flannie Connoisseur by Ben June 8, 2010

connoisseuristic

Referring to someone who is displaying continuous matter-of-fact knowledge on a particular topic

Sally: "Thats an interesting theory Phil however the last Fornicus posipostioppis was performed in May 1777 but Ingrid Snoutenhofen the last remaining resident of the Folly Tribe".

Phil: "oh"

Phil: "you're being a little bit connoisseuristic"

Sally: ">:|"

Phil: "I'm not sorry"

connoisseuristic by crabcrabcrab🦀 May 28, 2013

wine connoisseur bluff 

When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious

Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.

Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?

Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"

Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense

Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff

wine connoisseur bluff by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

Weiner Connoisseur

1. Someone who is a fan of the weiner.
2. Someone who enjoys looking at or touching the shlong.
3. A man who is a participant in male to male anal or other sexual actions.

Forrest the first gay male to come out of the closet is known around the school for being a Weiner Connoisseur. The other kids at the school make fun of him for being a certified taste tester of the male genitalia.

Weiner Connoisseur by Xxxcammyalvaxxx May 16, 2018

Pillow Connoisseur 

A. A person who has dedicated their life to the art of comfort, and detests bitch ass down pillows with no support.

B. Someone who has accomplished many sexual endeavors, thus bringing them in contact with a large quantity of pillows at varying levels of quality.

A: The MyPillow guy is a modern Pillow Connoisseur.

B. The MyPillow guy became a Pillow Connoisseur by clapping cheeks for decades.

Pillow Connoisseur by PhallusyFallacy December 8, 2019