contarted

to be confused and retarded. retarded meaning dumb

That was a very contarted thing to do.

by Jessica Maria December 19, 2008

constarea

poo that while being soupy in thickness takes a larger than normal amount of effort to expel from the body

wow man i dont know what i ate last night but i had some wicked constarea this morning.

by cahrin September 16, 2007

contarded

Confused and Retarded.

omg, she is soo contarded

by CarooxCore April 9, 2007

contarded

-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.

-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).

by vincentttttt April 16, 2008

congtards

Put simply, congtards is the bastardization of the word congrats. It has been used greatly on online forums, chans and irc channels. It's more often than not used in a sarcastic manner.

Guy A) I Just Won The Lottery
Guy B) Congtards
Guy A) :(

by Bob Montgomerie August 3, 2007

Congtatery

The act of "flipping someone off"

Dont give me that congtatery! Put your middle finger down and go about your business

by The Feelgoods March 17, 2020

Constarrhea

A condition which you feel like you have to go to the bathroom, but you can't shit. Constarrhea is a combination of constipation and diarrhea.

My dog has constarrhea. I think he has to go, but he wouldn't shit.

by Man of 1000 words February 15, 2006