Congrats Mate

An insincere message to someone who recently has had good news.

"Congrats Mate"

by congratsmate April 2, 2019

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them

ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*

by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009

congrats

shut the fuck up.

her: I got A on the test
others: congrats.

by eggcucumbersalad April 16, 2020

congrating

When you surprise your girlfriend with a grenade launcher instead of a tampon.

Stop fucking congrating me Adam.

by Blakewideeyes December 3, 2022

congrats

everybody uses it because they don't know how to spell congratulations

Guy 1: Congratjuliajions on your marriage!
Guy 2: Did you just missspell congratulations ?
Guy 1: This is a verbal conversation?
Guy 2: Ugh,don't make it that complicated! Just say congrats next time...

by maya lol October 17, 2019

Congrats

A word people use because they can’t spell congratjulsasions

Alex: Congrats on the job Mike!
John: Yeah mike, congratjulasjions.
John: Sorry, my cat walked on my keyboard.
Mike: We’re talking face to face.

by Popcorn Inhaler April 20, 2021