conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

by kp-ob December 13, 2018

Confusingnessnyness

A person with a lot of confusion.

Whoa Tyler stop with your Confusingnessnyness

by Tylerwithmustache August 22, 2010

Confucking

When something is so fucking confusing that it is Confucking

Flounder: Yo i had this dream with a car and these gurls and you were in it and so was my grandma

XXXander: Yo your dream is CONFUCKING XD

by XXXANDER1 July 11, 2009

Baeta Confirming

When a call center operator asks you to write down a confirmation number and you ask them to repeat certain digits multiple times for added realism, as you pretend to write it down. Not to be confused with Beta Testing.

In honor Canadian Television Producer D. Baeta.

Wife: Thanks for taking care of the overdue cell phone account. Can you give me the confirmation number? I want to file it with the bill.

Husband: Ummm, I don't have the confirmation number.

Wife: But I just overheard you asking the operator to repeat the last 2 digits???

Husband: Oh, I was just baeta confirming.

by Harry Knuckles December 14, 2011

condusing

verb : to conduse, adj: condusing

Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.

origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)

"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.

by alex_ July 6, 2006

confuzling

A funnier and therefor cooler way of saying your confused.

This definition is so confuzling.

by Kathy R February 2, 2008

confussing

adj. similar to confusing, except it emphasizes the associated stress that is involved. If something is confussing, it has a lot of fuss to deal with, thus something is in fact confussing.

damnit women are confussing i'll never understand them. yes, very fussing.

by niggman star33 October 25, 2011