Combobulated

adjective

The feeling of complete control over a situation. Usually associated with a calm demeanor and furled brow.

Ginger felt completely combobulated as she mounted Mike in the red Pontiac.

by a pimp and his hoordinator April 5, 2009

confutulated

A state of confusion and aggravation.

"You ordered a taco salad with extra sour cream and extra meat?"

"No, I ordered a taco salad with no meat and guacamole."

"Girl, I am confutulated!"

by Ainslie July 9, 2007

conglobulate

when creamer poured or shaken into a cup of coffee fails to dissolve properly after stirring well and just floats around in the coffee in little unabsorbed blobs or globs making the beverage somewhat unappealing to consume.

That peppermint mocha creamer may be out of date because it conglobulated in my coffee this morning.

by BoeZoe May 28, 2010

Conflabulate

Growing fat with the one you love.

"Let's grow old and conflabulate together". The ultimate romantic statement.

by Oh Carolina December 11, 2015

confibulatory

A nonsense word that can be used as a discriptive word to make another think higher of the speakers intellect. Originally concived by B. Morrison, useful in all it's variations: Confibulation, confibulate, etc.

I just find the president's speach to be, oh what's the world, far to confibulatory.

by Eyeballkid May 10, 2005

Confibulated

It's simply a mind-fuck. It's you forgetting what you never knew.

Hey baby, remember when i fucked that other guy? No? Oh maybe you just confibulated it.

by MilairSamhawke January 18, 2011

Combobulated

Havng yuor stuff together; the opposite of "discombobulated"

I just did all my laundry and homework and tHeN I went went on Facebook for ten hours! I feel so COMBOBULATED today!!

by pointless.laugher February 17, 2009