when a guy is masturbating and his hand slips off his penis and hits him in the head giving him a concussion
self explanatory " concusterbation"
by chanchan14 May 5, 2011
Get the concusterbation mug.The technical term describing the act of two girls scissoring for sexual pleasure.
Derived from the word "concatenate".
Derived from the word "concatenate".
Concuntination with my girlfriend is always epic!
I concuntinated last night with my girlfriend, now I have severe vaginal friction burns.
I concuntinated last night with my girlfriend, now I have severe vaginal friction burns.
by Miniprice December 14, 2011
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concult • consultant • consult • consultanted • consultating • Consultation • Consultion • CoCult • concuct • Concucted
To type a word,phrase,question,or query in to google. To seek an answer via the search engine google.
"What time does the movie start?"
"I'm not sure...consult the oracle!"
"Hmmm ....I have a nasty rash...time to consult the oracle..."
"I'm not sure...consult the oracle!"
"Hmmm ....I have a nasty rash...time to consult the oracle..."
by canuckchuck66 October 4, 2014
Get the consult the oracle mug.Stands for Conversation Cut-off(CON in conversation, CUT in cut-off). When girls tend to cut off the conversation by giving a response that is very crappy (the response is a concut). Once they say it, they leave you speechless, making the conversation cut off. They may do this because they may A) not want to talk, B) wanna sound cool, C) have this bad habit that guys think of them badly when they say it, or D) are too occupied to talk. Guys think concuts are pretty annoying but girls don't know that. Now, guys can use this word to make a girl stop using concuts.
Below all the words the girl says are all Examples of concuts.
Guy: Yeah, and my mom was being so funny like a bunny.
Girl: Okay...?
Guy: But i have a lot of homework too.
Girl: mhm.
Guy: Hey lets watch that new movie with some friends!
Girl: lol. <---doesnt respond after that
Guy: Are you mad at me?
Girl: uh. <---still doesnt respond after that
Guy: so like yeah?
Girl: -_-
Girl (new convo): Hey
Guy: Sorry i was skating.
Girl: no. <--doesn't even make sense.
Guy: Yeah, and my mom was being so funny like a bunny.
Girl: Okay...?
Guy: But i have a lot of homework too.
Girl: mhm.
Guy: Hey lets watch that new movie with some friends!
Girl: lol. <---doesnt respond after that
Guy: Are you mad at me?
Girl: uh. <---still doesnt respond after that
Guy: so like yeah?
Girl: -_-
Girl (new convo): Hey
Guy: Sorry i was skating.
Girl: no. <--doesn't even make sense.
by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009
Get the concut mug.To set an appointment to have sex with a woman. Much like a dick appointment, but is used by males and lesbians, used only to fuck with no feelings.
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Get the Coochie Consultation mug.by Richard Kirshen October 24, 2003
Get the consultant mug.Someone who works for a management consulting firm. The consultant gets paid about 10% of what the firm charges the client for the consultants services. For example, the firm may charge the client $9,000 a week for the consultant but pays the consultant about $900 a week. A lot of consultants have never had any experience with the type of work that the client does.
The lifestyle at some firms consists of 100% travel. You leave on Sunday and come back on Friday. The travel and hotel are paid for and the consultant gets to keep the airline miles and hotel points. There is also per diem. The day can start at 630 AM when you meet with your team in the hotel lobby to leave for work. The clients site may be anywhere from 15 minutes to 45 minutes away. The clients provide the consultants with a makeshift office. The consultant may not get back to the hotel until 6PM.
The consultant is usually part of a team. The team leader may be someone with just a couple more years experience. Training tends to be on-the-job. There can be intense, almost violent, conflicts within the team and between a consultant and people who work in the client company.
A consultant is the lowest rung in the ladder, then comes project manager, then the guy who is managing multiple projects at the same time, then ultimately partner.
Most of the money is made from bonuses. A project manager may earn 65K but make a couple thousand in bonus money. Even people high in the ladder may make "only" about 90K but more than make up for it in bonuses.
It is difficult to explain what a management consultant does. There are some on-the-floor observations of what the client company does. There is interviewing of some people who work for the client. There is use of computers and installing new programs. The consultant recommends changes and try to implement them.The consultant seems to have to create his own work.
The lifestyle at some firms consists of 100% travel. You leave on Sunday and come back on Friday. The travel and hotel are paid for and the consultant gets to keep the airline miles and hotel points. There is also per diem. The day can start at 630 AM when you meet with your team in the hotel lobby to leave for work. The clients site may be anywhere from 15 minutes to 45 minutes away. The clients provide the consultants with a makeshift office. The consultant may not get back to the hotel until 6PM.
The consultant is usually part of a team. The team leader may be someone with just a couple more years experience. Training tends to be on-the-job. There can be intense, almost violent, conflicts within the team and between a consultant and people who work in the client company.
A consultant is the lowest rung in the ladder, then comes project manager, then the guy who is managing multiple projects at the same time, then ultimately partner.
Most of the money is made from bonuses. A project manager may earn 65K but make a couple thousand in bonus money. Even people high in the ladder may make "only" about 90K but more than make up for it in bonuses.
It is difficult to explain what a management consultant does. There are some on-the-floor observations of what the client company does. There is interviewing of some people who work for the client. There is use of computers and installing new programs. The consultant recommends changes and try to implement them.The consultant seems to have to create his own work.
by Jose Miura October 14, 2006
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