Confluchuated

Being extremely confused to the point that you can't even explain what's going on in your mind

Mike: yo so i went to class and my teacher asked me if i like coffee so i said yeah i drive a ford flex and jumped out a helicopter and landed in a gym with lebron james and thats how i got married to my next door neighbor.
Owen: ok can you repeat that im confluchuated.

by Ya boi with the words November 16, 2018

Jump to conclusions mat

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.

see office space

by vincenzo December 3, 2003

Concur

To agree with or give your approval.

-Dickens is great literature
-Yes, Hoff Hoff I Concur
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-It seems Doctor his uveula is loged in his treachea
-I concur.

by Captininsanity January 2, 2006

conflustered

the instance of being both confused and flustered at the same time

I am so damn conflustered!

by Abby April 19, 2003

conflusterfuck

A snafu of epic proportions; the most completely fucked-up thing ever. A portmanteau of "conflagration" and "clusterfuck".

Throwing screaming babies into the pen full of rabid pit bulls seemed like a good idea at the time, but it ended up being a complete conflusterfuck.

by meempants September 25, 2003

conflutenswagen

another term used to mean "what?" or "huh?"

"Conflutenswagen? i didnt catch that."

by feedthekidz October 20, 2004

confluperous

the quality of being extra

"Girl, why you always so extra?"
"You right. Lemme stop bein so confluperous."

by Lillllllllian December 7, 2017