Comstipated

The state of being a communist endures whilst living/being in a capitalist economy

Ever since the USSR ended, I've been comstipated in this new Federation.

by Soviet Ty August 23, 2016

comstant

occurring continuously over a period of time, while masturbating with the other hand.

“A comstant facepalmer”

by ohnoes December 5, 2019

comstock middle school

stop pretending you care about suicide. but comstock is still better than battle creek schools

comstock middle school is better than battle creek schools

by grubby_ipad.kid October 9, 2021

Comstar

ComStar, known also as the ComStar Order or simply "the Order," is an interstellar organization charged with maintaining the Hyperpulse Generator network, the primary means by which interstellar communication is conducted in the BattleTech universe.

Me : I love the Battletech faction of ComStar!

by 82nd Heavy Unicorn Division October 16, 2021

Comstobbling

A synonym for shoplifting, usually for smaller objects.

"I was comstobbling with something in my pocket, and the employee was chasing me around the store."

by Gnomeism April 2, 2022

Hunter Comstock

An albino simp that lets his boys fuck his girl and drinks twisted teas on the reg.

Man you’re being such a hunter Comstock right now

by BarryTheKid August 14, 2021

Hunter Comstock

An albino kid that lets his buddies fuck his girl. Fancies twisted teas and eating cum

Man don’t be a hunter Comstock tonight

by BarryTheKid August 14, 2021