computer

you are most likely using one to view this web page

im gonna use my computer to look up porn

by castanza June 18, 2007

computer

"What you are on now."

nope, crack doesn't count.

example should include the word "computer"

by yourMOMSnamehaha September 15, 2008

computer

That addicting little box you're sitting in front of

*twitch* I've got to get on my computer. I haven't been on for 20 minutes. *twitch*

by Gemini Twin #2 November 05, 2005

computer

The reason I can't enjoy my weekends anymore. The almighty consumer of time. This machine will eat your soul and sell the last few bits on eBay.

What? Explorer froze on my computer's process manager? I'll just end and then start the process again. (desktop crashes)

by Anonymous 3.00 BETA February 22, 2009

Computer

Something parents dont understand, it is sexy has entertainment and shit, i fucked it because it has a usb slot...

i fucked a computer

by Iamnotasmartassishoulddomyh/w May 15, 2016

Computers

Earbud Headphones.

Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.

by The_Streets October 07, 2017

computer

a very, very expensive punching bag

Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!

by gusto5 May 29, 2004