comprestand

To Comprehend and to understand at the same time, thus having a full comprehension and understanding of the situation or idea etc.

I comprestand what you mean about her amazing body.

I comprestand my rights Occifer.

by Curtis F. A.K.A C~Dawg September 6, 2005

commonstale

A cheating bitch, slut

i will not marry a commonstale!

by watermelons?00000 April 21, 2018

compestion

When you're depressed and want to kill yourself in school and you try to spell competition, but it comes out as compestion

N: what word is that?

J:its competition
N: no it's not look again
J: oh it's compestion

by DonkeyRider27 February 21, 2018

Couponistani

A person hailing from the Pakistan or India who when shopping buys massive amounts of items on sale and tries to use coupons on all items which most of the time have already expired

I got stuck behind this Couponistani today buying 40 12-packs of Mountain Dew, he had a fit when they wouldn't take his coupons.

by SkrullGuy January 2, 2011

Cockonest

commonly know as cock honest.
Is act in which one tells the truth about cock size.

For example
"To be Cockonest with bro I'm only about a 5 incher"

by Cockonost May 8, 2014

Compost Cone

The adding of weed to the top of burnt ash to allow ash to sink/snap through the cone/bowl piece.

“Yo pack this compost cone it’s not sinking”

“Sinking Green allows ash to sink/snap”

by Mrbruce.Banner September 8, 2022

Love compost

The remnants of a rather twisted sexual encounter in which one or both parties are left with pooh all over them.

yeah, that tracy bird is well kinky, we got up to all sorts of crazy stuff last night, i left her place with love compost all over my chest!!!

by angry bry February 13, 2009