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complex analysis

The course that an undergraduate mathematics and/or physics major must take at some point in their four year degree program. The purpose of this course is to cognitively bitch slap the shit out of the young and aspiring mathematician until he collapses into a deep, comatose like depression. At this point, the young mathematician begins to question concepts like the number zero, and its relationship to the amount of love received by his/her parents, the amount of attention received from the opposite sex, the amount of intelligence which resides within the capacities of their own mind, etc. Some classical analogues of this course are as follows: "getting stiff armed by Gerome Bettis while receiving a left hook from Tyson; having a homeless person give you his change, because he felt you needed it more; getting dunked on by a kid in a wheelchair; childbirth; Learning that your mother gave birth to you while taking a dump; catching a line drive down center field with your face; running through a gauntlet of ninjas, all of whom can round-house kick sand into glass." and last but not least, "its like taking 100 tabs of ecstasy while journeying to the center of existence"
Steve--"Hey Dave, how do you think you did on that Complex Analysis test?", Dave--"Dude, i got raped.", Steve-- "indeed, was it everything you had hoped for?" , Dave-- "yeah man, and more."
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Complex Magazine

Corny white boy publication trying to co-opt hip hop culture. Known for wack lists and forced, unnatural use of black slang. Also known for slobbering on Jay-Z and Eminem.
Complex Magazine: "Don't get shook by all the Rihanna features, hypebeasts, Hov and Eminems new albums go H.A.M.

Click here to read 20 reasons why Iggy Azalia is not a culture vulture. "

A: wtf did I just read.
B: It's Complex b, what do you expect.
by Trillmatic October 25, 2014
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Complex numbers

A euphemism for fake breasts used during conversations in which the subject or subject's friends may be able to hear what is being said.

Derived from mathematics where complex numbers are those that are not real (like the breasts.)
Holy shit check out those complex numbers!
by qukkie August 6, 2008
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Complex Pi

When the trip of the complex number π + iπ to the Argand plane was a disappointment, as it failed to secure an exact position on it—both real and imaginary axes couldn’t accurately accommodate the irrational π on them.
Complex pi has come to terms that it can only be located approximately when students try to plot it on the Argand or complex plane.
by Fasters December 26, 2021
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Complex Personality

Having more than one personality. Not so simple.
Tara has a complex personality when she's drinking.
by LittleTBaby November 15, 2010
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complex cookie

A differcult person to understand at times, one who wants you to understand that her yes maybe a no and her no maybe a yes

this expessions relates to lady who l know and try to understand and who l care about a lot
1/ do you fancy going out tonight... no she says
but means yes l do but its up to you to tell me

2/ shall l come round to tonight ... up to you she says .... you don,t your in shit big time
by Shag November 24, 2004
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Complex Multiversal Disorder

A CMD is when one or more universes experience a disorder including one, two, or no entities.
Bob: Hey John, have you seen my phone?
John: Uhh... I think its expiriencing a Complex Multiversal Disorder.
by olek0 July 15, 2022
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