compta

Whoever says this has the biggest largest penis possible and they are so sexy

You’re the biggest Compta

by Rlza September 5, 2021

Trolling Compilation

When someone is attempting to bait a person in a videogame in voice chat or in-game text chat, trying to make them really mad and get a reaction out of them with something that is obviously false.

obvious Hacker: "lmao im not cheating your just mad"
Friend: "i see you cheating your lying"
obvious Hacker: "where's the proof then"
Friend: "i saw you lock to my head through walls!!!!!!"
obvious Hacker: "and?"
Friend 2: "you dumbass he's probably adding you to his Trolling Compilation right now."

by WashashumgaMM2GodlyKnife June 29, 2021

Posse Comitatus

In English common law, the power of a county sheriff to enlist able-bodied citizens of the county to help him in the pursuit and arrest of a felon.

"Whoever, except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army or the Air Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both." (Title 18, Section 1385 of the United States Code)

by flood control dam #3 March 26, 2007

gangsta computa

A Palm Pilot or PDA ( Personal Digital Assistant )

- Yo dawg. I will check my calender on my gangsta computa!
- Hand over your gangsta computa or I will pop a cap in yall ass!

by luisedawg March 10, 2008

computarded

1) A total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.

1) My mother calls me everytime I e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. She must be computarded.
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!

by JRGreen May 22, 2008

Computard

Someone who is computer illiterate

Man you're such a computard, don't you know how to copy and paste.

by Axerty November 1, 2004

computa

1. Slang term for computer
2. tightest beer bong ever
3. Something that needs to be helped
4. funny GI Joe spoof on ebaumbsworld

1. lets put some games on your new computa
2. I just fuckin bonged 3 beers on computa
3. Help computa
4. did you see that GI Joe computa video on ebaumsword

by Dagnast February 22, 2005