Skip to main content

uranate like a competitive equine

Means the same as piss like a racehorse; e.g., when you have to pee really badly.
Sheesh!!! Todd had to uranate like a competitive equine this morning!!! Must have been all the brewskies he had last night!!!
by Telephony January 20, 2011
mugGet the uranate like a competitive equine mug.

Canadian competition

The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.
My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.
by Bert Bravo August 21, 2017
mugGet the Canadian competition mug.

Competitive swimmer

A person who is part fish. They don't have much time for a social life because they are constantly in the pool training, or outside of the pool, eating.
"Hey do you want to see if Sean can come to the movies?" asked Justin

"No man, he's a competitive swimmer, he won't have time." Replied Oliver.
by Robofish May 14, 2015
mugGet the Competitive swimmer mug.

competitive racism

the opposite of casual racism where the racists compete against each other.
*Competitive Racism*

John: I hate Asians
Bobby: I hate Asians more than you!
Sebastian: Yall noob acting hating on Asians big ego where I'm here the best at it! NO CAP!
by StickyFingers27 April 19, 2023
mugGet the competitive racism mug.

Dirty Man Competition

A competition in which a man does not shave his beard of cut his hair for 1 year. During said year people who dared the man to enter the contest, provokes him to shave his beard and thus losing the competition.
Seth Rogen's friend in the Movie Knocked Up, dared him to enter A Dirty Man Competition by convincing him if he succeeds his roommates would pay his rent, if he fails which he did he would have to pay everyones rent
by bosoxfan1990 June 28, 2010
mugGet the Dirty Man Competition mug.

competence

The art of performing a simple or non-simple task without fucking everything up
Our college notes were written by someone who clearly hasn't got competence
by SaucerPilot May 19, 2016
mugGet the competence mug.

competent

Having the skill and knowledge needed for a particular task; capable.
Any competent lawyer can draw up a will.
by Larstait November 10, 2003
mugGet the competent mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email