coming out of the coffin

similar to the term "coming out of the closet" but involves a person to tell their family about there attraction to dead bodies (aka) necrophilia. the term also means for a body to come out of the closet.

person 1: mum dad come here please.
mum: what is it?
person 1:i have a sexual attraction to dead people.
dad: hahah that's my boy coming out of the coffin i know a girl she is called "stiffney"

by kep john May 14, 2014

Coffin Dance

Play this at my funeral or I'm not going

I do enjoy coffin dance. It can never die, since if it does, it plays at its own funeral and is revived.

by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance July 9, 2020

Omaha combine

The act of inserting an ear of corn (husk and all) into the anus of a willing sexual partner. You then donkey punch the individual and simultaneously rip the ear of corn out. If performed correctly, you should be left with a corn cob.

I gave that ho an Omaha combine because my John Deere broke down.

by emcdmc August 18, 2016

BMW-Tesla combination

Its a term used by „real people“ (actors) in chevy comercials to describe a shitty chevy malibu without tags.

Sheryl: It looks like a BMW-Tesla combination.
Mahk: Sheryl are you high right now?

by znajid June 3, 2020

Coffinmouth

The almost inevitable consequence of a Seattle speedball. It's the noxious combination of cottonmouth and coffee breath that's foul enough to wake the dead (which, coincidentally, is what people nearby might think you're trying to do).

My boyfriend tried to kiss me this morning after taking a Seattle speedball, but his coffinmouth made me feel like I was being tongue-punched by a stoned zombie; Crest, or holy water, are recommended solutions.

by Penguigeon October 15, 2014

Peter's Coffin

The opposite of Occam's Razor, it applies to situations where the most convoluted, elaborate explanation is the most likely to be true.

It's named in honor of Peter Coffin, who got famous for creating an incredibly complex labyrinth of lies in order to pretend he had lost his virginity. When some inconsistencies in his story became apparent, some people suggested bizarre explanations as a joke, but later the most ludicrous ones turned out to be true.

"Okay, so either Peter finally got a girlfriend, or he has dedicated the last few years of his life to the elaboration of a complex network of deception that involves a real size sex doll, thousands of dollars worth of girl's clothes, including custom made cosplay, dozens of sockpuppet accounts interacting with each other, several blogs and twitter accounts that he writes himself regularly, photo manipulation, stop motion animation, hiring a Scottish woman to record voice samples, dressing in drag, finding girls that looked like the doll and secretly taking pictures of them, stealing a baby, acquiring hospital equipment to use as props, and forging official documents, and he did all this despite he was caught years ago doing something similar and got publicly humiliated for it. Now seriously, what do you think is more likely?"

"By application of Peter's Coffin, the second hypothesis is the most likely."

A few days later...

"Oh my god! I can't believe it was all true! Peter's Coffin was right again!"

by MastermindX January 29, 2015

Coffin Lane

The curb lane of a multi-lane road. So named because drivers crossing the road, are not apt to see vehicles driving down this lane. These drivers are often suckered into making the crossing by innocent drivers in other lanes, who politely wave them through. Everyone is oblivious to the cars sailing down the far right hand lane, who have the right of way.

Of course the insurance company denied his claim. He was making a left turn across three lanes of traffic and could not see the cars whizzing down the curb or coffin lane. The moral is never trust other drivers, when they wave you through. Notice how they were smiling when they waved you through?
The chances are that a turn-pussy knows this from experience, not from driver's ed.

by miker2001 December 27, 2009