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colon cologne

A natural fragrance expelled from one's shitbox.
Brent dusted Stephen's living room with a pleasant mist of colon cologne as he jolted off to work.
by matfunguy July 19, 2015
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Colonel Miles Quaritch

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.
Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.
by UncleEddie April 28, 2010
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Misha Collins

• Actor. Baker. Candlestick maker.

• Plays the angel Castiel on Supernatural.

• Is the Queen of the SPN family/fandom.

• Creator of RandomActs.org + GISHWHES (greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen).

• The Overlord.

• Will probably take over the world someday and people would let him.

• King of social media: Twitter, Facebook live + Snapchat poems.

• Drags Donald Trump on Twitter.

• Dislikes Donald Trump.

• Former White House Intern.

• Bible group believes him to be the Anti-Christ.

• Likes to be obeyed. (See Dom!brow)

• Ships Destiel (Dean + Castiel)

• Probably insane.

• Father to future Overlord West Collins and Maison Collins.

• Cooking fast and fresh with West.

• Swears a lot.

• Sarcasm + Irony are his most loyal companions.

• His "minions" are his fans/servants.

• Mishapocalypse.

• Special skills: Bicycle touring, Tibetan throat singing, acting on camera and more.

• Favourite Disney princess: Jensen Ackles.

• Obsession with kale.

• Indian-Russian accent.

• "Where's Misha?" by Rob Benedict, Richard Speight Jr + Louden Swain.

• Will mostly likely still be starring on Supernatural Season 39.

• Bluest eyes to ever blue.
Person: Why are you wearing a pet hair dress?
Minion: The Overlord requested it.
Person: What?
Minion: It's GISHWHES week! Misha Collins rules!

Minion1: Hey, what's up, Assbutt?
Minion2: Not much. Just talked to some other minions how we could get rid of Trump and help Misha on his throne.
Person: What is happening?!
by MishaGirl March 26, 2017
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Michael Collins

The biggest legend ever! Like all legends, his was captured in the most cruel yet effective way possible. It was a sultry evening on August 22, 1922 when a shot rang out across the normally quiet valley of Beal na mBlath in West Cork, killing one of the most promising leaders in Irish history.
Before his untimely death, Collins took part in many major events in Irish history. He started out in the 1916 Easter Rising and was to later become one of the driving forces behind the War of Independence. He set up a spy network in Dublin, and "the Squad", a group which assassinated british spies. He was one of the revolutionary leaders who signed the Anglo-Irish treaty of 1921. After the Irish civil war ended, Collins was ambushed by a group of irregulars(anti-treaty ira) and shot dead. Today, he is still remembered as one of Irelands greatest leaders to date.
"Mind that child. He'll be a great man yet. He'll do great things for Ireland" - Michael Collins' father on his deathbed pointing to his six-year-old son
by Alison Kelly July 7, 2007
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Susan Collins

A derogatory term for a woman who doesn’t stand up for sexism or sexual assault, especially against her own gender.
I can’t believe Stacy laughs when her boyfriend catcalls at other women. She’s a total Susan Collins.
by MojoMjolnir October 5, 2018
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Colon Three

:3 is a cat face. Used as a sort of cutesy or shy smile, playful or bashful. In real life it would be expressed with a slight, coquettish pursing of the lips.
"Did you get the new picture I sent you? :3" (colon three)
by DaystarEld February 7, 2012
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Sam Collins

An incredible YouTuber who makes videos calling out bigots. He is such an inspiration to the lgbtq+ community, especially those who are transgender. His content always makes my day.
Sam Collins is my favorite YouTuber and a transgender icon.
by HRS13472hellooo November 29, 2020
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