soylent cola

A fictional drink featured in Futurama.

An obvious parody of Soylent Green, as it's made out of people.

Philip J. Fry (talking about Slurm): What if the secret ingredient is... People!?
Turanga Leela: Oh, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh, how is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.

by Hogtree Octovish December 9, 2008

Colgate Conquistador

When you cum on a girls toothbrush and make her brush her teeth with it as if it was toothpaste.

John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!

by RodWood July 18, 2010

colgate smile

Someone with a VERY nice smile (straight, white teeth)

I like her so much. she’s got a Colgate smile, their so straight and white

by YoBredrin September 30, 2020

Calgan Deli

Considered by few as the ultimate sandwich. The sandwich requires only 1 filling, ham. The ham has to be prepared in a unique way, you have to stuff the ham inside a lukewarm vajayjay then make love to the woman with the ham inside (some use the ham as extra pleasure). Once you have blown your load you take the ham and place it in between the slices of bread, no sauce needed the juices add the flavour. Remember to take a small bite to ensure it is up to standard and you can then proceed to the final touch, this is to leave the remaining of the sandwich in the bed you fornicated in over night, this touch will gain more flavour so you can enjoy it the next day.

Sup girl, after this Blumpkin you up for making a Calgan Deli? I know my future self in the morning will thank me for it. Seriously feel you got that twang to cook up a sweet batch bruh

by CuppaWiseguys November 2, 2020

Super Chill Cherry Cola

When you don't have enough money to afford brand name cherry colas. Only this cola is better because it offers the drinker super human abilities to drive cars on 2 or less tires.

"Wanna see something cool, hold my super chill cherry cola."

See :youtube.com/watch?v=dM2tiu8zS0E for an example
*note the man brandishing the can in his hand in triumph.*

by Big Blacky Blaq July 13, 2009

chic a cherry cola

A phrase from the 1996 song "I Want You" by Savage Garden. This phrase may have made some people refer to this song as the "Chic a Cherry Cola Song," because this incredible song was sung at such a fast pace, few people can keep up with the lyrics. It is pure '90s, and pure awesomeness.

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes, and I am taken to a place where the crystal mind and magenta feeling taken shelter in the base of my spine sweet like a chic a cherry cola.

by jonw1987 March 16, 2010

taint cola

1. The freshest since 1953
2. The brown slime oozing from the asshole to the flesh between the genitalia and the asshole known as the taint after anal sex hence the name "TAINT COLA"
3. last but not least a very popular video using a 50s theme telling about how to have anal sex with your girlfriend basically saying that if all else fails knock her out and you can do whatever you want

hey buddy pass me a taint cola
mmmm mmm only the freshest taint since 1953
why so glumm I bet I know You want to have anal sex
"Knock Her out with A brick"
shes not laughing now
you can live a full life now that you know how to get what you want.

by [e-mail] January 17, 2008