no kidding colombo

See no shit sherlock

Meaning obvoisly, in a really sarcastic way.
Used instead of `no shit sherlock` in schools or where swearing aint allowed, but also as a change : Ha.
Like Sherlock colombo was a detective its on english tv dont know if it is anywhere else .

Made up by my mate :

Chris : "Did you know that tomorow is Tuesday?"
Lizz : "No kidding colombo!"

Lizz : "Did you know A is before B ? "
Chris : "No kidding colombo"

by Lizzeh-x Bt Made By Chris :] February 20, 2007

Colombo

1. A man of few words
2. To be straightforward to someone, with very few words

To kick it straight and to be straight up"

Taken from Colombo the detective

"I'll be Colombo with you... your getting Fat"

by Mo Meta May 5, 2006

columboner

When an erection or sexual excitement is derived from watching re-runs of detective or mystery shows.

I popped a columboner when Peter Falk obtained that confession so slyly

by The Churnmaster June 6, 2013

colambo

Colambo is a Filipino surname.

The word Colambo comes from the word (Kulambo) which means the mosquito net used by Filipino families to sleep. About the meaning of mosquito net - mosquito net is used for sleeping by the Filipino people to prevent mosquitoes and dengue.

Kulambo - Mosquito net

Name of people .

Ex. Juan C. Colambo

Jaren R. Colambo

by James2008🇵🇭 June 8, 2021

Well done Columbo!

Pointing out the obvious

U dropped your pencil in class then, someone says "u dropped your pencil" then u say "Well done Columbo!"

by D awesome 007 May 27, 2009

columbo

US Police lt.

He was born in Italy.

His wife is probably very ugly, because we never saw her, but he speaks always about her.

He seems completely doped.

My wife would love to have your autograph.

by 820i January 5, 2005

Cock Columbo

The most famous of Dick Detectives. A Cock Columbo will leave no stone unturned in his quest for phalic justice.

That Cock Columbo was trying to investigate my schlong in the showers!

by B-Neutron September 11, 2006