Koala Colada

An Australian alcoholic beverage educed from the innards of the koala.

Oi mate! We're almost out of koala coladas!

by $$$$$$$$$J-Money$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ December 27, 2008

Peener Colada

When a woman is fucked in a rotational like fashion that mashes all the shit in her ass to liquid. After intercourse the recipient of the Pener Colada will rush to the bathroom and spill out their previous meal into the bowl and a show of passion.

Babe, that Peener Colada you gave me last night feels like it shaved off three pounds

by Abortion Factory October 13, 2018

colander

1. A bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with perforations for draining off liquids and rinsing food.

2. Can also be used as a rockin' hat.

1. Don't bungle the recipe! Make sure you drain your vegetables in a colander.

2. Lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. All the boys wanted her milkshake.

by omi January 26, 2009

roofy colada

Alcoholic beverage containing a roofy.

"I'll have a Martini, and uhh a roofy colada for the lady."

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Penis Colada

Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.

I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.

by Enell January 5, 2013

Collanda

Usually two girls, often times "hoes" who enjoy degrassi, or the pottery network.

That Collanda is totally shannoning by themselves tonight.

by Richard Bagpipes September 30, 2007

Clandax

Klan*daks

1.) Pertaining to any action, item, person, or thing that makes you feel like you should release your bowels.

-ed, past tense
2.) Having released your bowels due to any action, item, person, or thing.

I'm sure eating that taco will make me clandax.

Man, smoking that cigarette was really clandaxing, I'll be right back....

That lady told me so much nonsense that I most definitely clandaxed...

by ELS_SS March 9, 2011